dlubes:

when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

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lion:

when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping

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officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

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Anonymous: If you sell your body and have sex with complete random strangers, why the hell do you deserve respect? You don't respect yourself enough to not have sex with everyone. Why should I respect you and your work? 

rydenarmani:

oh magic conch shell, what is wrong with a woman having sex with as many partners as she wants?

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oh magic conch shell, what is wrong with a woman wanting to receive money in exchange for sex?

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oh magic conch shell, could it maybe be that this bitch ass anon is threatened by women doing what they want with their bodies instead of what society has conditioned them to do?

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THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL HAS SPOKEN

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"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger."
- Buddha (via kushandwizdom)